In order to determine if potential recruits to MU’s men’s basketball program meet the university’s academic standards, they should be required to spell Wojciechowski.

Doggone it: I’m not convinced that a stray dog just happened to wander into the Brewers’ camp at Maryvale, was adopted, and began his road to stardom. Maybe some day he’ll hold a press conference and bark the real story.

Meanwhile, although I get the “ooohhs” and “aaahhs” the pooch elicits, I do not understand people shelling out $32 for a T-shirt with his image on it, or $20 for a stuffed version of Hank. Might this border on sinful?

iSainthood: Today is the Feast of St. Isidore of Seville. He is the patron saint of computers and technology.   

How to get through winter: Since winter probably won’t end until May or June, you should know that April is National Humor Month. So, if we get another snowstorm, it’s OK to laugh.